Discovery with Karl J. Amelchenko
Karl Amelchenko will do just about anything for a solid bocadillo—except get a Twitter account
Published in 2018 North Carolina Super Lawyers magazine
on January 25, 2018
Updated on October 3, 2019
I can’t go a day without … my Belgian Malinois, Kinley.
If you were in my office, you’d … help me finally hang my degrees on the wall.
My colleagues would be surprised to know that … I am obsessed with modern architecture and contemporary art.
When I was a newbie lawyer I … was convinced daily I’d be found out as a fraud.
The quality I most like in a lawyer is … honesty. And those who choose to take the work seriously instead of themselves.
My pre-trial routine is … probably rereading depositions.
When I started, I wish I knew … discovery didn’t need to be filed with the court.
If I weren’t a lawyer, I’d … own a pizza place. Or maybe be a furniture maker.
When I win a case, I celebrate by … usually getting a cold.
The SCOTUS decision I’d overturn is … A few—DC v. Heller and Citizens United come to mind.
My favorite Twitter feed is … nope.
On weekends I … am running trails in the woods and listening to Joy Division.
The talent I wish I had is … the ability to quiet my mind.
The most fascinating person I ever met is … she knows who she is.
I get angry when … the professional sports teams I want to win don’t win.
My motto is … “Hey, let’s get serious.”
The movie line I quote most often is … “Damn! We’re in a tight spot!” – O Brother, Where Art Thou?
I wish I had invented … The Google.
If I had a morning show, my co-host would be … my friend Andrew, in a bear suit. (We’ve workshopped this previously.)
My guilty pleasure is … video-game soccer.
My favorite word is … ostensibly.
My least-favorite word is … capitulate.
If I won the lottery I’d … spend a few days in Brooklyn with Martin Greenfield, the bespoke tailor who dressed the last 10 presidents.
The greatest song lyric ever … was probably written by Tom Waits.
The best meal I ever had was … a bocadillo last weekend from Curate in Asheville: top 50 for sure.
A recurring dream I have is … not appropriate for this forum.
The most misunderstood part of my practice area is … this one is easy—9(j).